The Fashion Gods Would Be Proud

My wrist has been hurting the past couple months and I-of course-have done nothing for it. So, while we were at my in-laws house I got this sassy little number to help ease my pain- AND IT'S STYLISH TOO!!!! Everyone at work was concerned (probably just because I'm the boss) and wanted to know what happened- so I gave them two stories:

1. I was at a bar and got in a huge "bar brawl"

with a woman twice my size

2. I was in a BMX racing accident and only

my wrist suffered

I'm letting them choose the story that seems more like me. What do you think? (As if either is believable...)